Are there any games more Satanic than a Ouija Board?

Satan frightens me because he can contact me through a piece of compressed cardboard.The Virgin Mary contacts us through Grilled cheese sandwiches. Do...



Satan frightens me because he can contact me through a piece of compressed cardboard.The Virgin Mary contacts us through Grilled cheese sandwiches. Don’t they have a bigger budget.

Why don’t demons contact us through dominos or Monopoly. Probably because its not melodramatic enough.Satan likes a dark room, candles, and an Oujia board. Brightly lit rooms with flower embossed sconces don’t work. Don’t forget motivational posters demons hate those.
Thank you Soul Rebel, I been out of the loop with games over the past few years.
God , Satan, The Trix Rabbit all scare me the same!
No offense taken Soul Rebel. I love a good laugh even at my expense.

5 Responses to “Are there any games more Satanic than a Ouija Board?”

  1. Soul Rebel says:

    Doom

    Quake

    Diablo 1 and 2

    Unreal

  2. eightieschick70 says:

    yes and Dont forget D&D……all those dice make you kill people.

  3. LeBlanc says:

    The actual game of Life.

  4. R G says:

    If Satan Scares you, you should be scared of God too – afterall he created Satan… !

    Satanic games – I haven;t heard of them… For Christians – everything is Satanic !

  5. saver_mind says:

    yes, poker

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